My dreamy crush asked me to homecoming. His locker is right next to mine. As I was opening my locker i smashed him in the face and knocked one of his teeth out. He started choking on the tooth and jumping up and down for help. I thought he was just excited for homecoming so I hugged him and was jumping up and down with him. I accidentally pulled a heimlich manuever on him and broke his rib but did end up getting the tooth out. Even though I saved his life his hes really mad and hasn't said anything about homecoming. Are we still going together?
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